Let me take this moment to explain why I do not like using public restrooms and why, if I must use them, I do what I do. I have two words for you, Itching Powder. Yes, itching powder. But first things first. They are gross. Think about the nasties floating around in there. Ick. And what about itching powder you think? Well, how easy is it to sprinkle a little itching powder onto the TP roll. Talk about hell. I think like that, what can I say. I used to carry a tiny can of Lysol with me, but I haven’t needed it recently.

Well, I just thought I’d lend that idea out. Josh laughed the first time I explained the whole itching powder thing, but then he thought about it. Yeah, it would suck for either gender!